Whip it...Shape it up...Get straight...
Ok, so after trying on my *fat jeans* and realising that they are now my *skinny jeans*, I decided it was time to get serious. Last weekend, T & I went out and bought this beast that is supposedly going to reduce the land mass of the continent that is my
gluteus MAXimus. The thing is, I have to actually get on it for it to work so I am told.
Instead, I took pics of it.
So here I sit at 12:30, not having even gone near the thing or these
dvds except to pose them for pics. Apparently, these dvds are supposed to magically turn me into the chick on the cover in only 20 miuntes...ya, right. Maybe later...I think i hear the Doritos whispering softly from the pantry...
Ok, so after trying on my *fat jeans* and realising that they are now my *skinny jeans*, I decided it was time to get serious. Last weekend, T & I went out and bought this beast that is supposedly going to reduce the land mass of the continent that is my gluteus MAXimus. The thing is, I have to actually get on it for it to work so I am told.
Instead, I took pics of it.
So here I sit at 12:30, not having even gone near the thing or these dvds except to pose them for pics. Apparently, these dvds are supposed to magically turn me into the chick on the cover in only 20 miuntes...ya, right. Maybe later...I think i hear the Doritos whispering softly from the pantry...
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